DaRealpotatolord

Basic Information
DaRealpotatolord is a mercenary who hates latex beasts more than most, although Potato will still work for them. As a mercenary, Potato is biased to people who fight for what is "right" but if you pay them enough, they'll help you.

Weapons
Flamethrower: Hello do you want to be your neighbor's barbeque?

Uzi: For longer ranges

Sword: Named Last Hope, this thing is going to kill you in seconds if you are in it's range.

Tomahawk: Sword but ranged.